S.S Cruise

Xeche: WAH NOOO IT'S DISEASED!!! *the disease is trasferred to any one who comes into physical contact with it, then anyone who talks to the infected GET infected...* GAH! *owl disintegrates* *Lafayette Appears*

Lafayette: XECHE YOU IDIOT! *uses cure disease on everyone including himself* STOP KILLING YOURSELF!

Xeche: Yes... master...

Lafayette: and STOP CALLING ME THAT!!!

Xeche: Yes master....

Lafayette: RAHH!


--next scene-- ((lafayette is gone now))

*in water*
Xeche: HELPPPPP MAN OVERBOARD!!! *sees sharks* GWAH!!!!

Wrath: ...*raises one eyebrow* *Begins to walk toward the pool.* You know, I could just evaporate the entire ocean...*laughs menically* But I won't, because unlike me, many people like the water and need it to survive...I hope this ship has a gasoline tank...mmmmm.....
~Wrath then started to walk toward the front of the ship and relaxed on the railing of the deck.*

(jeez ur good rocky, lol, cuz thats actually where he is)

Xeche: *realizes he's in a pool with kids that're wearing those shark things you see on tv that help them swim a bit faster* ....I hate you lafayette... *gets out of the pool* *walking toward the gang with head hunched downward* I'mmmmmm an idiot...

~Wrath looked behind him seeing Xeche. He walked over to the embarassed guy and put his arm around his hunched shoulder. ~
Wrath: Hey, you can't be the only idiot on this ship! There are times where I could swim, but realized I was a machine and malfunctioned! Boy that sucked...*sigh* Hours of reprograming...
~Wrath took his arm off of Xeche and held out his hand, preping for a handshake. ~
Wrath: Well, come on. I won't burn you.

Xeche: *shock twitching* zzecZzzzzczzzzzzZZZ

(your a robot and he's soaked in water, and your electric power {if you even have a little bit} shocks him -- if thats not the case, his foot touched a broken cable line -=- lol)

(Yeah, he's got electromagnetic currents running through him...whoops! ^_^

Wrath: Oh *curses*. You okay? Geez...see? I forgot already! What am I, stupid? *sigh*... Well, maybe this'll dry you off...I hope...
~Wrath held out both his hands, palms facing Xeche as he lit a small fire on his hands. He was intending to dry off the guy, so he didn't electrocute him anymore. ~

(lol, yay for more fun for Xeche)

Xeche: *the SMALL fire suddenly grows to a BIG fire* *hair is on fire* Whahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!! *running in circles like in avatar wars currently, except instead of fanning his tongue, he's wailing his arms around rapidly as he runs so he may hit some people really hard in it fiery... rage? xD*

(Xeche has SUCH bad luck with fire, lol?)

Wrath: DUDE! WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND FIRE!?
~Wrath waved his hands once and the fire instantly went out, but leaving poor burned Xeche with a crispy head...~
Wrath: Whoopssss.....*shrugs*

Xeche: *eyes closes and sitting lazily* weeeEeehEeehEeeehhh..~~ *water flows down his eyes like in an anime* I hate fire...~~

Wrath: I can tell...maybe you should consider fireproof skin? Or fur? Or whatever?

Xeche: *waterworks stop* Eh... Good IDEA! uhm.. do you have some sort of magical cloak? Well, I mean a cloak with magical energy...

Wrath: Magic? Nope...No magic here...Only robot! Hey! I got an idea. Why don't I give you fireproofing? Of course, there are two ways we can do this...1, we can cut open your head and stick a mircochip in your brain, or 2, we can go to the steam room and I'll set you on fire, lock you in there for about 15 minutes and you'll be fireproof! You're choice, or no choice.

Xeche: o_O *in shock*

Consider it done then! I'll make it easy for you; go get some painkillers. About 2 bottles will do and meet me at the steam room. Don't worry about pain. It won't matter when you're protect against any kind of flame! The only flame I can't proof is the sun's flame. Any other under it is easily proofed.

Xeche: *faints*

Wrath: *looks at fainted Xeche* Dude? Dude? Hey, dude? You okay? Oh *curses*...

Xeche: *still fainted out of fear*

Wrath: *kneels next to him and pokes him a little* C'mon man. Wake up. What did I do to cause him to faint...or was it me? Was it?!

Xeche: *whimpers* Noo! No fireproofy for me mommy! WWaaaaahz!! *still unconscience*

Xeche: *wakes up* euhh... right...

Wrath: Take them. Then, concentrate on all your energy, and focus it on the fire you want to be protected from. Then, I burn you! But with the painkillers, you shouldn't feel more than a sting.
~Wrath begins charging his fire while his hands glow with blueish, whitish fire. ~

Wrath: HERE WE GO!
~Wrath hold up his hands to Takashi and sets him on fire. This lasts for 10 minutes. At the end of the 10, Wrath, now tired puts his hands down and the fire goes out. Wrath slumps onto the nearest deck chair and sighs. ~
Wrath: Phew! I did it...cool...And if you wanna test it, go find some pit of fire you can jump in...but I promise it works. It can't do sun temperatures or volcanic cores, but it can do anything else! Hot springs, gysers, comets, meteors, and even your common household stovetop.