Corrupt a Wish!

How to play:
1st person [me] will make a wish which the next poster will make it go wrong and say another wish

example:
Poster#1
I wish i could kill a puppy

poster#2
Wish granted but they start ganging on you
i wish i had 100$ dollars


Rules:
Post a wish after you corrupt one!
corrupt before you wish!
Don't say the same wish as your self or others
Don't give same corruption as yourself or others!

STARTING!

I wish I could taste colors! [this should be good xD]

moved

Granted but you cant taste food
I wish i had advertisment

granted but the people that saw your advertisement post porn sites all over the forum and flame about everything xD

i wish for more people on this site to chat with

Granted but they are noobs
I wish i could see jumper

granted, but its moderate quality and slow buffering!
(( i aint jokin! http://www.watch-movies.net/movies/jumper/# watch a full versionand wait till its done bufferin))


I wish i could be an admin on this forums? (you owe me, lol {j/k})

Granted but you do a bad job and are turned back to normal
I wish i didnt have to give people warnings

granted but everyone ends up not following the rules and you get ready mad and close the forum which leads to at least ONE person thinkng its their fault and they commit suicide and cause a chain reaction to a series of suicides and before long the earth falls into the sun and everyone dies


i wish i was the BEST gamer on earth

Granted but aliens come and kick your but in all your favorite games.
I wish i had a monkey named bobo

Granted but he isn't paper trained and makes a mess all over your house......

I wish I was super strong.

Wish Granted but you are so strong that when u go to hug your mommy she blows up
I wish that jermey would follow the rules!

granted but then you get thrown into jail of possessing a human (lol)

I wish everyone played dungeons and dragons

Grabted but everyone starts to fight over whos character is better and the game starts a world war
I wish rocky could animate her comics.

granted but they come to life and kill everyone

i wish geoff and chris are able to come play dungeons and dragons marathon (which lasts a few days) on the 19th.

Granted but we die from excitment

great... so can you? and chris?

I wish i had some nice spider rolls and sushi ebi (man that stuff's good, went to a japanese restraunt on saturday they were all in kimonos and the sort and u ate with chopsticks and everything it was cool)

granted but their poisoned lol

i wish that we could post in general discussion forum
(it says "Sorry, but only administrators can post topics in this forum.")

Granted but your posts are immediately deleted.

I wish for a giant munky that does my bidding

granted but it perverts everything you tell it to do. (example: if you tell it to keep you safe, it'll take you to it's dimension and keep you locked up in an inescapable undestructable cage; which in turn keeps you safe --- kinda like what we're doing with these wishes)

i wish my grandma would leave me alone! (annoying...)

Granted but she stops talking to you all together
I wish i could fly

(thats not corrupted, thats god coming down and saving me lol)
granted but its for a limited time (duh, like in D&D)


i wish i could polymorph

GRanted but you cant controll it

I wish i could Walk through walls

Granted but you cant walk through air anymore

I wish I knew what these "points" are for and why I have none

Granted but you loose your memory and forget
I wish i had more time to work on the site