QUOTES!!!

post whether we should take your quotes seriously. dont take mine seriously, they are for laughing, found these on a site



-Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ...
-Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
-The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
-Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
-I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
-The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
-There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
-It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
-When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
-Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
-Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
-Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
-Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
-You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. -Homer Simpson
-I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
-The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
-If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
-Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
-Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
-The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
-Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
-I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

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also tell us if we should take some quotes seriously or not ^_^ actually rly, do anythin u want lol

why would you put this in gamming

i guess that person doesnt know but they are funny

MOVED, So SAYS THE GREAT GENESIS

thought it was a sort of a game, lol

plus this section wasnt here before... i had nowhere else to put it lol

Well what do you mean by quotes.

just funny things that were said

"Procrastinators Unite!....Eventually" - i modded it.
Originally - "Procrastinators Unite!...Tomorrow"

Chickens Untie and Kill Homies (not racist)

They say chuck norris is so tough that he doesn't have chin under his beard there is only another fist - Petter Griffin: Family Guy